The most secure USB drive EVER

......or not.

I would actually love to say this is a joke, or a late April Fool's joke.  Sadly, Brando is actually selling those for everyone out there just dying to have a USB key that can store your naughty pics and lock up your storage unit all at the same time.  Someone get me on?  Prices are listed below for those who can't resist temptation:

2GB  US$21.00
4GB  US$24.00
8GB  US$34.00